Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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