He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I wish i was in the wii world.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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