You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
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