Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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