If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I know her cup size but not her name....
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