Cold hands, warm shart.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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