it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
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