What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
