look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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