is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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