Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
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