I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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