My pussy is not your playground.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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