why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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