He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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