Its about making memories worth repressing
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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