Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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