found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Randomize
