yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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