listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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