just come out here and I will go home with you...
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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