The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
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