You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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