I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
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