Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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