If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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