Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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