There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
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