Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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