Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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