Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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