How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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