New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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