I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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