You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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