omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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