Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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