Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
40s are totally the cure
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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