Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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