is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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