Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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