Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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