last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
All I want is dick and wine.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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