So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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