She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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