Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
one two three fourrrrnication!
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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