I need help removing her.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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