You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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