hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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