I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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