Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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