he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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