Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
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hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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