At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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