My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Randomize
