: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Randomize
