He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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