YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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