fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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