I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
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